No Life Update 36

Another suay day.

The moment I wake up everything already suay liao.

The girl from club that day message me as early as 8.30am.

Asking me going club tonight not.

No mater how short my reply as courtesy, she just keep asking another question.

Until finally no more question, I straight away dont reply.

The other bad news I received, today no CCN day.

Walao~

Make me dont look forward to school already.

Even though I'm only staying for a short while.

Then head to school.

Another suay thing.

Become the errand boy for Levon and Bimb.

They ask for McFlurry.

I was melting along with the ice cream outside library.

IT REALLY VERY HOT.

Grad gown collection was fast and easy.

Nothing special.

Saw nobody special.

Then head back to library to be the loan shark, as describe by Wayne.

Nothing good.

Come out of library, saw Janson without N.

Well, we'll just plain fake.

We walk pass like we dont know each other.

Then Glutton Employee message.

Her Indian friend say Bimb and I look like a cute couple.

I know just wanna describe me as cute la.

Since first time see me dont dare say.

So Bimb zuan dao le.

What's more, I forgot to visit A1 Chendol!!!!!!!!!

I only realise it until I was shopping halfway in Orchard.

How smart.

My all times cravings~

Neither Iron Man nor Ip Man got a seat available for us.

So end up shopping in Orchard again.

Why is sec school kids so free and rich nowadays.

Can give up some seats to the korkor and jiejie not.

You can take the weekends, leave the weekdays to us.

Stop your TGIF.

Be it Thank God It's Friday or Thank Guanyinma It's Friday.

Suck thumb and go school.

Wanna find a red shirt.

But end up getting a turquoise bright checked shirt.

Yes, checked again.

Dont know why I just find them very appealing to me these days.

A thought all sudden, I feel like wearing either pink or purple shirt for Grad.

Like a change sia.

So end up trying a purple shirt just now while waiting for Zhigang to be done.

Turn out, it suits me rather well.

HAHAHAHA.

Can consider buying now.

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Stupid people from Alexandra Hospital.

Say what no blue form ask me go take from CMPB.

Chicken pie, wasted my money cabbing down.

So I had to do a lot of things tml.

Either that or get them done on Mon.

Since I have my grad gown to collect tml.

This is really dragging.

What is all the organisation doing.

What a load of crap from them.

~!@#$%^&*()_+

And my sister is jealous that my Dad gave me money this morning that she complained to my Mum.

Cause I was trying to be funny and do the FML post.

Since that's the joke of my clique now.

She saw it and came home complaining, "Why give korkor money but never give me?"

She forgot that I need to pay for driving lessons and her shopping are sponsored.

Especially when she went out with Mum.

Me, pay for all my expenses with my limited allowance.

Then just, wanna go shower.

On the heater that time, I tio electric shock.

And guess what, neither my hand nor the switch are wet.

Just how unlucky I can get today.

Not my day.

No Life Update 34

My life is no life if not for my friends.

They never fail to amused me everyday.

This afternoon is our 爆料黑玫瑰 session.

Liangyi and Wenting was amazed at the amount of things Ephraim and I were talking.

Now at night, is the joke from FML (F my life).

One post fml bout his weird relationships.

Mostly funny to us.

The other, he posted fml because OneManga banned mature contents series.

Few of his favourite series are those which got suspended.

Tell me, who's gonna be the next one around me.

HAHAHA.

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Glutton employee say this place should not be called no life updates.

Because I seems very busy and not so eng.

I just realise that that maybe be true.

I've told a lot people that Im free on the 8th.

So now I'm screwed.

There Faiz who say to go out on the 8th.

Part as his birthday celebration.

But nothing is continued after that.

Totally not confirm.

Then there's Zhenhan's birthday celebration.

Not sure to go not leh.

I was thinking go never mind.

After that can ask Chongkiat to club as well.

HAHAHA.

And yes, the third one is out clubbing with Ephraim and Lianghao.

Said to invite Ivy along.

But things are not confirm yet.

Not until next week.

HAHAHA.

Planning in mind to ask clique out in the afternoon.

Since it's post exam for those in uni.

Guess I have to put this outta my schedule.

Because Im having such a chaotic schedule.

Now they say might be celebrating my Grandma's birthday on 8th as well.

Im damn now.

Help!~

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Head to cine to watch kick ass today.

The level 5 floor was not done very well.

After buying the tickets, we, Rodger, Lianghao and myself, walked to the escalator.

Guessed what.

They were reconstructing the floor tiles, so they use the carpets and boards to cover up the holes.

But all 3 of us tripped at the cross section of the tiles and carpets.

Lucky there's nobody in front.

I bet whoever saw that would have laughed their ass off.

Movie was so so.

Dont know is because weekday or just nobody wanna watch that show.

Cause the theatre is relatively quiet.

I can totally hear my laughter echo-ed back.

Tried to lower down my volume after the first laugh.

But the show not bad leh.

Laughed a lot.

Damn funny and retarded.

Went marvelous cream to eat.

Got myself a Berry Berry Sweet Yogurt.

Nice sia. Sweet and got the fruity taste to neturalise the sweetness.

Then because Deemei move to 313 that outlet.

Her co-worker gave us a large portion of ice cream!

We ordered regular and got large instead.

Shiok sia.

Great to have more friends working in F&B industry.

HAHAHA.

Dont know to be happy or not.

That pair of Sperry topsider boat shoe is sold out.

Sad that its no longer there.

Happy that I can save more money.

LOL

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Seeing that nobody was home today, I surf youtube for MV to watch.

Great sing along.

Wonder if my neighbors felt like complaining bout my loud singing voice.

I might wanna get a mic and get some good speakers.

Found a few nice songs as well.

And used the opportunity to organise my music library and remake my top hit list.

Filled with more oldies.

Yes yes, suan me bah.

That I'm old le.

Listening to songs not from your generations.

Finally found New Beginnings episode 8.

Gonna finish it before Episode 9 aired later.

Heading to school on Friday.

To collect the graduation gown.

Of course, not forgetting my fav durian BBT.

Uncle please top up your stock of durian because I really missed that drink.

LOL at Wenting big reaction when I told her who have the Kbox card.

Especially the things going on around us now.

Practically laugh my way through.

Still, go K session bo jio~

No Life Update 30

What a day.

Arranged to meet with Nic and Liwei at TM at 6pm.

But I hesitant to leave house at 5.30pm when Isaw that Nic is still online.

Travelling time to Tam is bout 45min.

Plus 15 grace period for lateness, yup, I should leave house at bout 5.30pm.

Until 5.45pm, I still saw Nic online.

But thinking that it's getting late, I just left anyway.

As soon as I sat down in the bus, Liwei msg.

"Hey where you? I think we're will be late! Sorry!"

The thoughts in my mind, "Expected la. HAHAHA."

So I tell her I just board bus and she mention they in Hougang still.

After some communication, we managed to meet on the bus.

A make up plan of out lateness.

The first time ever.

LOL.

Then was at Louis chalet.

We came up with a plan for the present if we discover that there are no food at the chalet.

We would go out and buy a beach ball for him instead beside cheers at downtown.

Then the present we bought, we'll keep it for Eugene birthday.

LOL.

Apparantly my gluttony employee and I have the same thinking.

We msg each other similar msg when Tefal approach.

She: Lai liao

Me: Come liao. To kaypoh.

More sync now.

Think from all the friend expose ar.

Went home from the chalet.

The bus captain kiampa.

His braking can make the everybody in the bus sway to and fro.

Make me felt car sick after a very long time.

His brake is dont bother, just step HARD HARD happy liao.

Vomit upon alighting.

Meeting Lianghao was epic.

I told he I meet him at the bus stop after Bowen, toward the direction of Jalan Kayu.

He ask me where is Jalan Kayu.

And say the totally oppisite direction.

Then I tell him, board the cab from his place, go up the flyover and turn right to reach my place.

He ask where got flyover.

Funny thing is, he use it like everyday.

So he ask for my address instead.

I just have the hunch that he dont know how to travel to my place on cab.

And the uncle will bring him round the long way.

Waste money.

So finally decision is meet in between at Hougang Point.

Funny that he dont know how to come to my place in a car.

When I just live down the same YioChuKand Road.

My friends are totally asking for it today.

Read further for part 2.

SO I regret that I say how a guy should treat a girl proper when I saw Jason hit Eunice.

Cause end up, I was sabo by Ephraim to look after V in club.

When I reach, she was like drunk.

Girl, so thought just help to look after a little.

But end up, half the time I was looking after her.

Then she like stray around half drunk.

So held her arms and hand sometimes.

Walao, she come held my hand with fingers crossed sia!

Dont want sio.

So I PURPOSELY change to friendly hand held.

She go change to crossed again sia!

Scared the shit outta me.

That's not the main part of today.

The thing is, Ephraim later tell me that he sabo me to do it.

Because he scare of the V.

V had said like showed interest in him, when she's not his type.

So he scare and push it to me orh.

Walao, what kinda lousy friend I have sio.

Feel like crying.

When I tell him, he still laugh his way through.

WALAO~

I help friend la. But dont wanna go beyond that sio!

Walao, commercial break.

V just msg sia.

~!@#$%^&*()_+

Wah~ Gonna punch Ephraim liao sia.

Get me into this kinda jiao matters.

Still got some things bout this sabo incident la.

Dont know how to describe.

But that cbk was laughing his way when I tell him the story.

And the misc stuffs that follows.

Next time dont want go with him liao sia.

Sabo me.